Goggles, so-called "safety glasses," and other kinds of protective eyewear are only to shield your vision from a harmful work environment. They are NOT for casual, semi-formal, or formal wear.
Do NOT Wear goggles:
1.) on a first date.
2.) to a spouse's funeral.
3.) to the Academy Awards ceremony.
4.) in church.
5.) to court.
6.) when you're not working on something hazardous.
7.) in bed.
8.) when you're sitting for a portrait painting.
9.) unless you still live in the 1970s.
If you Google "goggles," they might ask you if you really mean "Google."
See how much better you can look without goggles?
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